John Boehner and Hurricane Sandy

John Boehner and Hurricane Sandy

         John Boehner and Eric Cantor are enjoying the frivolity of their own man made disastrous creation in not passing the Hurricane Sandy Relief Bill before taking their vacation even though the bill had already passed in the Senate.

For the Republicans, there is always something cooking but nothing in the pot

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

John Boehner’s Game Plan

          John Boehner, leader of the House of Representatives, is laying his strategies which are identical to his previous strategies that had failed.

Albert Einstein once said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Jurassic Park Halloween Card

Jurassic Park Halloween Card

       
Every Halloween night the dinosaurs are so excited over the prospect of getting free candy that they never consider going out in disguise. Here we find 3 dinosaurs anxious for their candy treats. For your sake I hope you are handing out candy bars. There is nothing worse than disappointed dinosaurs on Halloween night. You would not believe the pranks they can pull if you give them candy corn.

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John Boehner is Governing Bad

John Boehner is “Governing Bad”

       When faced with a ridiculous scheme by the Tea Party faction of his own party to shutdown the government to stop Obamacare, House “leader” John Boehner works to mollify them by letting them have their own way.

When you’re a legislator, every problem looks like a gavel

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

John Boehner and Godzilla

John Boehner and Godzilla

          Several times a year he returns from a long vacation that many people felt he did not deserve but were glad he was gone all the same. He has a notorious reputation of causing hardship & destruction due to his actions, but enough about John Boehner!

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

John Boehner Daydreams

John Boehner Daydreams

            We catch House Leader John Boehner napping in his office again, this time dreaming of a time and place where his party’s politics and philosophies may be a better fit. 

You may say that John Boehner is a dreamer, but he is not the only one 

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

John Boehner and Government Shutdown

       Newt Gingrich, the leader of the House of Representatives in 1995 during the last government shutdown is offering advice to the current House of Representatives leader John Boehner on how to shut the government down. 

May the farce be with you!

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Halloween Haunted Pumpkins Greeting Card

Halloween Haunted Pumpkins Greeting Card

       It is funny that one of the scariest elements of Halloween, the pumpkin, comes from your own garden. You spend the entire summer watching them grow from seedlings, observing and admiring their growth and beauty. Then on Halloween, these same beautiful pumpkins are sneering and smirking at you, taunting you while sensing your fear and trepidation.

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Halloween Haunted Pumpkin

Halloween Haunted Pumpkin

       It is funny that one of the scariest elements of Halloween, the pumpkin, comes from your own garden. You spend the entire summer watching it grow from a seedling, observing and admiring its growth and beauty. Then on Halloween, this same beautiful pumpkin is sneering and smirking at you, almost taunting you while sensing your fear and trepidation. 

      BOO!!! It’s the time of year for ghosties and ghoulies and things that go bump in the night! And to celebrate, I’m adding a line of cards to help you share the spirit of the season. Enjoy!

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Halloween Haunted Black Cat Greeting Card

         It is Halloween and on this special day what could be scarier than the black cat? On every other day of the year we feel like we are only appreciated for our can opening skills to feed them. On Halloween these cats develop extra attitude giving you the impression that they might take over once and for all. Hopefully you have treated them well during all the other days of the year so that you will survive their rush of Halloween feline adrenaline to realize your usefulness to them.

         BOO!!! It’s the time of year for ghosties and ghoulies and things that go bump in the night! And to celebrate, I’m adding a line of cards to help you share the spirit of the season. Enjoy!

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Frankenstein Halloween Party Invitation Card

Frankenstein Halloween Party Invitation Card

         It is that most wonderful time of the year where people can escape their regular identities and dress up and become anybody that they desire. Your imagination is the only limitation in determining your desires for that special Halloween celebration where fantasy crashes into reality. To help move things along, here is Frankenstein delivering a special invitation to his own Halloween party, a “Frankinvite” to his own Monster Mash. Accept his invitation if you dare!         BOO!!! It’s the time of year for ghosties and ghoulies and things that go bump in the night! And to celebrate, I’m adding a line of cards to help you share the spirit of the season. Enjoy!

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Halloween Haunted Birdhouse Card

Halloween Haunted Birdhouse Greeting Card

          If you need proof that Halloween haunts more than just people, look no further than this haunted birdhouse. The occupants are terrified and have no idea why their home is haunted. I’m sure the fact that their home swings in the wind directly above an ancient Indian Burial Ground has absolutely nothing to do with their haunted horror. Nah.

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Halloween Ghosts Greeting Card

Halloween Ghosts Greeting Card

     There is always one in every crowd, the one that has to stand out and draw attention to him or herself. Obviously, the spirit world is not immune to this either. Our ghost buddy would rather draw attention to itself instead of being one of sixteen similar looking ghosts. Now that I think about it, it does not sound bad after all.

     BOO!!! It’s the time of year for ghosties and ghoulies and things that go bump in the night! And to celebrate, I’m adding a line of cards to help you share the spirit of the season. Enjoy!

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Ted Cruz Court is in Session!

  Ted Cruz’s court is now in session with the case of “Republicans vs. Common Sense” where the Republican Party is seeking an injunction to prevent the doctrine of “common sense”  from being used to argue against any Republican law or proposal. They did not put Ted Cruz up there because he is beautiful, but because he is smart.

Everybody’s Going To Do Time Today!

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Ted Cruz and Duct Tape

Senator Ted Cruz and duct tape, a perfect combination.

          During his September 25, 2013 filibuster, Senator Ted Cruz said “Red Neck Rule #1 – most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords”.

We agree!

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Ted Cruz Represents The State of Denial

Senator Ted Cruz Represents The State Of Denial

     Canadian born Senator Ted Cruz represents the State of Denial (aka Texas) by trying to repeal Obamacare to Texas, the largest group of uninsured adults and children without healthcare of any state in the nation.

    Blame Canada!

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Ted Cruz and Obamacare

Senator Ted Cruz is being followed by a Moonshadow.

During his September 25, 2013 filibuster, Senator Ted Cruz said “The moon might be as intimidating as Obamacare”.

Sounds like Ted may have a pre-existing condition, good thing there is Obamacare!

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Ted Cruz Fires Cruz Missile At Obamacare

The Republicans have fired their Ted “Cruz Missile” at Obamacare.

       The Republicans fired a missile at Obamacare in the name of Senator Ted Cruz. This “Cruz Missile”, with a 42nd consecutive Congressional vote to defund Obamacare, is looking to eliminate the healthcare legislation that was passed by Congress and upheld by the Supreme Court.

“and now we’re back where we started, here we go round again, day after day I get up and say, I better do it again”.

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Doctor Ted Cruz is in the Hizouse!

Dr. Ted Cruz is in the House

       Dr. Ted Cruz has the prescriptions for America’s problems. It may cost a lot less to have your symptons treated before they turn an emergency, but Ted Cruz is not a details kind of guy.

Next Patient Please!

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Ted Cruz Big Boy Statue

Senator Ted Cruz Big Boy Statue

          Political Fun Fact – Senator Ted Cruz worked his way through college posing as a “Big Boy” statue.

Ted Cruz is a poseur

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Ted Cruz U.S. Postal Stamp

Ted Cruz Commemorative Stamp

               The U.S. Postal Service continues to lose money so they decided to chase after the political trends and issue another Tea Party Commemorative Stamp based upon the runaway success of the Rand Paul stamp.. The second in the series features Senator Ted Cruz looking scholarly and presidential while posing for his USPS portrait.

Talk to the hand, ‘cause the face don’t wanna hear it anymore

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #16

Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #16

      In this second Halloween Special Edition Issue we focus our attention on our arch enemy Hillary Clinton campaigning in Iowa in the spirit of Halloween. From the look of this campaign photo, it appears that Hillary may pick Beelzebub as her running mate!

     Next up is our hero John Boehner extending his “no handouts” political philosophy to the sacred tradition of Halloween.  John Boehner tells any mistaken children who arrive at his door on Halloween, “No Candy For You”!  We also include an interview with Eric Cantor along with his special Halloween political adviser. 

     We conclude with a special sneak preview of this year’s Halloween outfit for Ted Cruz. Our Tea Party Hero was recently appointed as the head of the Senate Commerce Subcommittee on Space so Mr. Cruz put his knowledge of the NASA’s space program to good use in creating his Halloween outfit and including his corporate sponsors. It is interesting to note that along with corporate sponsors GE, BP, Shell and Exxon Ted also included White Castle, 7-Eleven and McDonald’s.  

For the working class, the Republican Party is more about candy corn than snicker bars

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #15

Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #15

       The Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #15 is the first of 2 special Halloween Editions. This issue features a long rumored story about how the head of Nancy Reagan used to roam the streets of Washington D. C. on Halloween night looking for candy.

      The second story details how Republicans Rand Paul, Ted Cruz, Eric Cantor, John Boehner and Mitch McConnell are scary enough to experience individually, but on Halloween night they are frightening roaming the streets of Washington D.C. as a gang.

With this Republican gang, you can be sure there will be more tricks than treats!

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #14

Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #14

     Issue #14 of The Weekly Weird Republican News features the rich tradition of politicians and food. The number one carnival food for politicians are corn dogs and the number one corn dog connoisseur is Michele Bachmann, former House member representing Minnesota. Her corn dog expertise and enthusiasm are unquestionable. 

   Next up is Rick Perry, Presidential candidate from the great state of Texas. Rick is eager to demonstrate his dominance of the almighty corn dog before the crowds at the Iowa State Fair this year. By the looks of this photo, it is difficult to tell whether Rick or the corn dog is winning the battle.  Good luck Rick!

   Of course President Obama has to get in on the act  but our out of touch elitist leader has to substitute a hot dog with bun instead. Perhaps our commander-in-grief would like some arugula to add to his hot dog. Bravo Mr. President Bravo!

   Last up is presidential newcomer Rick Santorum, former senator from Pennsylvania who wisely chose a chocolate soft swirl ice cream cone instead. Rick demonstrates his carnival skills before the crowds at the Iowa State Fair. I am sure this photo will help Rick solve his “Google problem” with the electorate.

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #13

Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #13

          Issue #13 of The Weekly Weird Republican News covers the beginning of the 2016 Presidential Campaign focusing on Presidential Candidate Rick Perry demonstrating his Presidential control over his gag reflex. We also have proof that God does speak to Rick Perry, not thru the voices in Rick Perry’s head but thru billboard signs. To be fair and balanced we also offer Presidential candidate Scott Walker’s latest campaign pledge demonstrated by his campaign sign.

Ready, Fire, Aim . . .

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Weekly Weird Republican News Special!

Hillary Clinton Strangles Squirrel!

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Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #10

The Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #10

          Issue number 10 features an analysis of Mitt Romney’s recent activity and whether Mitt is fit to run again in 2016. Mitt appears to be ready to endorse himself.

         We follow with Kentucky Senators Mitch McConnell and Rand Paul’s success in shutting down the USA through too many budget cuts. They responded by proudly proclaiming, “Think of how much electricity we will save by turning off that light at the end of the tunnel”.

         We have Senator Ted Cruz’s Commemorative Stamp with his best Dr. Evil impersonation which coincidentally costs one million dollars.

         We conclude with every Republican’s greatest nightmare, the return of Hillary Clinton’s Presidential Campaign. We reveal her first two “Hillary for 2016″ campaign buttons.

As the Republicans say, ” Got my mind on Hillary and Hillary on my mind”.

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #9

The Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #9

            Issue number 9 features our coverage of Rand Paul’s “Night of the Living Dead” movie. In this issue we reveal the participation of Senators Mitch McConnell, Ted Cruz and Rand Paul along with House of Representative leaders John Boehner and Paul Ryan in this epic movie pic. We pose the question to each of the participants, “how do you find the time for this movie with your grueling and hectic work schedules in Washington D.C.”?

            Our continuing coverage of the 2012 Presidential Election features a critical evaluation of Mitt Romney’s campaign in comic book form titled, “Mitt Romney Campaigning in the State of Confusion”.

            Next we feature House leader John Boehner and his obsession with the word “Benghazi”. Some see it as a rallying cry for the 2016 elections while others think that it is John Boehner’s “safe word”.

 I read the news today, oh boy!

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #8

The Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #8

           Issue #8 gives Rand Paul fans an exclusive sneak peek of his Republican horror movie “Night of the Living Dead”. Along a similiar theme, we examine the 2012 Presidential Campaign to determine whether the Republican ticket of Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan qualifies as the first all zombie Presidential ticket.

          Many things confuses our Republican hero Bill O’Reilly and this issue examines his latest quandary which is the ocean’s tide and why it comes in and goes out. Science and Bill are not friends!

          We conclude with Paul Ryan’s latest literary work, his budget. It is written to cut from those who have the least to give to those who have the most. Yes, it is a modern day horror story.

I read the news today oh boy.

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)