The Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #4

The Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #4

        This issue of the Weekly Weird Republican News includes a feature on New Jersey’s Chris Christie threatening to huff and puff and blow more snow in the blizzard affected areas of the state if the mayors do not support Christie’s legislation.

        Reflecting the arrival of 2014 this issue brings you an article on John Boehner’s game plan for the new year plus Ted Cruz’s “Slider Diet” for 2014.

        Our continuing retro coverage of the 2012 Presidential Election includes Mitt Romney’s visit to the White House and the issue concludes with Rick Santorum’s “Special Google Problem” and how Paul Ryan lost the role of Eddie Munster in The Munsters movie remake.

We are the new Centurions,  Shepherds of the nation,  We’ll keep on our guard,  For sin and degradation.  Keep It Clean!

Congress Embraces Unemployment

Both Sides Now

          6 weeks ago Congress terminated unemployment benefits for 1.6 million people facing record cold weather heating bills. Contact your elected representatives by letter, email and phone to let them know their actions will be remembered when you vote this year.

  

Obama Embraces Unemployment

Obama Embraces Unemployment

              December 28th 2013 – President Obama, while vacationing in Hawaii, told the long term unemployed that their benefits have expired today, but they are in his prayers as they seek to survive through the cold winter months without their lifeline. Obama said that he hopes that Congress will reinstate long term unemployment insurance when they return next month.

Defending his administration’s apparent lack of compassion the President said “that the unemployed will be getting this nice T-shirt when I return”!

Pelosi Embraces Unemployment

Nancy Pelosi Unemployment

        December 5, 2013 – Nancy Pelosi states that “we can not support a budget agreement without unemployment insurance, it would undermine us as a country”.

        December 12, 2013 – Nancy Pelosi advised her colleagues to “embrace the suck” and vote for the budget bill without any unemployment insurance.

        Nancy Pelosi advised her colleagues to support a budget bill without any long term unemployment insurance extension even though she previously said the bill would undermine us as a country. Her exact advice was to “embrace the suck”. Her colleague, John Yarmuth, representative from Kentucky’s 3rd District, followed her advise and voted for the budget bill.

With friends like these, who needs the Republicans . .

Obama Unemployment T-Shirt

           Special Commemorative T-Shirt of President Obama’s Christmas Holiday Vacation to Hawaii while the long term unemployed lost their unemployment benefits. during the worst winter conditions of the last few decades.

Just like this T-Shirt, the excuses run in many different sizes.

Unemployment Cold Winter Meme

          As your President, Senator and Representative return to work after their long paid vacation over the holidays, it is time to remind them of their pledges to extend long term unemployment benefits. These are the same promises they made as they were heading out of town on vacation when they did not address the unemployment issues when they passed the budget bill, leaving their unemployed constituents wondering how they were going to pay their heating bills during this record breaking winter season.

          All it takes is an email, phone call or letter to remind your President, Senator and Representative of their promises to extend these unemployment benefits upon their return to work. Thank You!

Obama Extend Unemployment Benefits

        It has been several weeks since Congress and the President left town for the Christmas Holiday Season, terminating unemployment benefits for over one million people without warning leaving these innocent victims facing record cold weather and high heating bills.

       These freezing unemployed citizens were promised that the situation would be fixed as soon as Congress returned following their vacation. Their President gave speeches on the subject from the much warmer climate of Hawaii.

       Congress and the President returned to work but nothing has been fixed as promised. Now Congress is on another one week break from Washington D.C. with no solution on the horizon. The President’s State of the Union address is next week with rumors that the unemployed will be addressed.

       Please write your Senator, Congressman and your President to let them know your position on this matter and you are paying attention to their actions and will take that into consideration when you vote later this year. Thank You!

The Weekly Weird Republican News issue #3

The Weekly Weird Republican News issue #3

         This issue of The Weekly Weird Republican News features a profile on newsman Bill O’Reilly. We first heard of his bewilderment of how the ocean and tides operate and now we are the first to uncover that he is equally baffled in trying to comprehend how his toaster works. “The bread goes in and the toast goes out, how does that happen?

         Next, we have Paul Ryan’s devious plan on getting the Democrats to not support the continuation of unemployment benefits by not including these benefits in his budget plan. What a clever boy, always one step ahead of the crowd. I bet the Democrats feel foolish now!

         Our 2012 retro Presidential Campaign coverage includes a candid interview with Mitt Romney where he confides that after his Presidential Debate , he began to suspect that Obama was a zombie.

         We conclude with the continuing saga of Ted Cruz’s struggle to disavow himself from his pesky Canadian Birth Certificate by claiming the certificate is haunted.

They started a joke, which started the whole world crying. Oh, if I’d only seen that the joke was on me.

Hillary Clinton Campaign Button #3

Hillary Clinton for President Campaign Button #3

        Here is the third in a series of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 Presidential Campaign Buttons. This campaign button shows Hillary Clinton reaching out to her supporters between a plea and a prayer.

The movement she needs is on her shoulders.

Hillary Clinton Campaign Button #2

Hillary Clinton for President Campaign Button #2

         Here is the second in a series of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 Presidential Campaign Buttons. Hillary is giving overwhelming approval to her own Presidential campaign with the enthusiasm she is famous for.

Catch the fever and change the world!

Hillary Clinton Campaign Button 1

Hillary Clinton for President 2016 Campaign Button #1

             Here is the first in a series of Hillary Clinton for President 2016 Campaign Buttons. It may be early but it is important to remember that all of the slow rabbits have already been caught.

Feel the excitement, it is contagious!

Mitt (Zombie) Romney and Fast Food

From the 2012 Presidential Campaign Trail

        The life of a zombie Presidential Candidate is hectic. Resisting the temptation to eat the hand you are supposed to shake, a zombie politician can work up a real appetite. Here Mitt (Zombie) Romney went to a zombie restaurant but was so impatient that he decided to eat his own arm and hand instead of waiting 15 minutes for his meal to be served. Mitt (Zombie) redefines the concept of “fast food”.

Yowser!

The First Ladies Featuring Hillary Clinton

         April 25 2013 – All of the First Ladies met at the opening of the George W. Bush Presidential Library although one of the women was feeling especially ebullient that day.

Hillary is walking on sunshine and it makes you feel good!

Mitt Romney “Send More Bains”

(From the 2012 Presidential Campaign Trail)

      It can be confusing being both a zombie and a presidential candidate. This confusion can lead to gaffes such as when Mitt (Zombie) Romney confused his zombie life with his life of a presidential candidate when he pleaded for more Bains instead of more Brains.

Hillary Clinton Meme Mission Statement

     The mission of this blog is to follow the 2016 Presidential Campaign of Hillary Clinton and to bring a smile to your day. The purpose of this project is to be supportive of Hillary Clinton’s Presidential Ambitions while having some fun pointing out the finer points of the political process. All political work in this blog is the work of Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail and I am always on the lookout for writing, publishing and computer graphics employment. All of my work is © copyright Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail.  

     Thank you!

Weird Republican News Issue 2

 The Weekly Weird Republican News issue #2

       Here is issue #2 of The Weekly Weird Republican News featuring Ted Cruz’s attempt to renounce his Canadian citizenship and birth certificate but accidentally losing his United States citizenship. Also featured is Mitt Romney’s “True Confession” that he did arrive on a flying saucer with his robot Gort as his butler. Mitch McConnell reveals his diet tips for the new year and John Boehner gets a glimpse into the future when he runs into Hillary Clinton at a New Year’s celebration.

Do you read the news or does the news read you?

Venice Italy Street Vendors

Venice, Italy Vendors
2.5 x 3.5 Inches

             Masks, jewelry, kitchen magnets, so much is sold in the squares and on streets in Venice. Walks along the Venice Lagoon are alive with color from the wares of vendors all trying to catch your eye.

For more info & to purchase this print;

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Please visit my web site;

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Thank You!

Venice Italy Tower Art Print

Venice, Italy – Tower
2.5 x 3.5 Inches

         This print shows one of Venice’s Towers along their world famous waterways.

You can purchase this Art Print from my ETSY Store;

https://www.etsy.com/listing/175413058/venice-italy-tower-aceo-travel-art-print?ref=shop_home_active_7

Please Visit my Website;

http://www.JoanneMeshew.com

Thank You!

Weekly Weird Republican News #1

The Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #1

        Featuring articles on Rand Paul’s 2016 Presidential Bid being endorsed by Bat Boy and Ted Cruz’s secret part time job posing as a Big Boy statue as he worked his way through college. Other articles includes Mitch McConnell’s bold promise to prevent Obama from serving a 3rd term as President plus John Boehner’s attempt at diversity by proclaiming that orange is the new black and Rick Santorum reveals that he has discovered the stairway to heaven! Bonus article looks back at the 2012 Presidential Election with Mitt Romney proclaiming that he is not a zombie.

I read the news today oh boy!

Hillary Clinton Fundraising Adventure

Hillary Clinton’s Most Excellent Fundraising Adventure

         May 1, 2013 – Hillary Clinton spoke at the Atlantic Council and although she did not offer any clues on whether she will or not, she was seen collecting donations. As Confucius said, “In all things success depends on previous preparation and without such previous preparation there is sure to be failure.”

What he said!

Haunted House Relief Art Print

Haunted House Relief Art Print

         Trees are stark and a bright fall moon hangs in the sky. Leafless branches reach toward the windows. An overgrown iron gate stands sentinel to the grounds, waiting for the brave soul to venture near. Is that a face peering from a window or a trick of the light? This is printed on masa professional paper. The print image measures 12 inches by 14 inches. The print image is surrounded by a boundary of at least 2 inches providing ample white space for matting. The overall print plus boundary is 16 & a half by 18 inches. It is signed & numbered below the image in pencil. Each print is hand pressed & all hand pulled prints are unique.

Haunted House Relief Art Print created by Joanne Meshew

To purchase this Relief Print, please go to my ETSY store;

http://www.etsy.com/listing/31831843/spooky-victorian-house-large-original?ref=shop_home_active

Please Visit my Website;

http://www.JoanneMeshew.com

Thank You!

Extend Unemployment Benefits

         As your President, Senator and Representative return to work after their long paid vacation over the holidays, it is time to remind them of their pledges to extend long term unemployment benefits. These are the same promises they made as they were heading out of town on vacation when they did not address the unemployment issues when they passed the budget bill, leaving their unemployed constituents wondering how they were going to pay their heating bills during this record breaking winter season.

         All it takes is an email, phone call or letter to remind your President, Senator and Representative of their promises to extend these unemployment benefits upon their return to work. Thank You!

Rand Paul Leaves Washington DC

Mitch McConnell and Rand Paul Leave Washington D.C.

       After turning off the ‘Light at the end of the Tunnel’, effectively shutting down the Government through a combination of Budget Cuts, Sequesters, Filibusters and Debt Limit manuveurs, Senators Mitch McConnell & Rand Paul are the last to leave Washington D. C. now that their work is finished.

Garbage In – Garbage Out

Barack Obama and Unemployment Benefits

President Obama Gets In Touch With Being “Out Of Touch”

        December 28th 2013 – President Obama, while vacationing in Hawaii, told the long term unemployed that their benefits have expired today, but they are in his prayers as they seek to survive through the cold winter months without their lifeline. Obama said that he hopes that Congress will reinstate long term unemployment insurance when they return next month.

Defending his administration’s apparent lack of compassion the President said “that the unemployed will be getting this nice T-shirt when I return”.

Hillary Clinton Enthusiasm

   Hillary Clinton has a monopoly of enthusiasm and support!     

             It is shocking to see the level of enthusiasm and support that Hillary Clinton enjoys from her supporters this far away from her Presidential Election.

The future is so bright that you have to wear shades!