Ted Cruz and Republican Ramen

Ted Cruz and Republican Ramen

            Introducing “Ted Cruz’s Republican Ramen”, a new meal brought to you by Ted Cruz and the Republicans in Congress to help the unemployed get through the day in a cost efficient manner.

            Republican Ramen is now for breakfast, lunch plus dinner and is tea party approved.

            To the Republicans, unemployment is mind over matter, they do not mind the fact that you are unemployed, so it does not matter to them.

Heat, Eat and Repeat!

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Ted Cruz and Obamacare

Senator Ted Cruz is being followed by a Moonshadow

     During his September 25, 2013 filibuster, Senator Ted Cruz said “The moon might be as intimidating as Obamacare”.

Sounds like Ted may have a pre-existing condition, good thing there is Obamacare!

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Ted Cruz Represents The State of Denial

Senator Ted Cruz Represents The State Of Denial

     Canadian born Senator Ted Cruz represents the State of Denial (aka Texas) by trying to repeal Obamacare to Texas, the largest group of uninsured adults and children without healthcare of any state in the nation.

    Blame Canada!

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Rand Paul Interview With No Pants!

Rand Paul Interview With No Pants!

     Senator Rand Paul recently gave a major TV speech without wearing any pants while blasting the unemployed as being lazy. When questioned about his lack of pants, Paul responded “the pants must have been with my other suit”.

Why did he bother to wear shoes?

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Rand Paul and Mitch McConnell

Mitch McConnell and Rand Paul

       After turning off the ‘Light at the end of the Tunnel’, effectively shutting down the Government through a combination of Budget Cuts, Sequesters, Filibusters and Debt Limit maneuvers, Senators Mitch McConnell & Rand Paul are the last to leave Washington D. C. now that their work is finished.

Garbage In – Garbage Out

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Rand Paul and Education Cuts

Education Cuts are a Family Affair for Rand Paul

Rand Paul, Senator from Kentucky & son of Ron Paul, former Representative from Texas both want to eliminate the Department of Education and the student loan programs.

I guess blood is thicker than the mud, it’s a family affair.

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Rand Paul Is Coming To Get You Barbara

Senator Rand Paul Is Coming To Get You Barbara  

       As you know, the Republicans love the ladies! They love the fact that they only have to pay a woman around 76 cents on the dollar compared to a man doing the exact same work.

         They also love the fact that they can restrict a woman’s health insurance plan from covering contraception while every known health insurance plan this side of Saturn covers a man’s right to purchase Viagra, subsidized by good old Uncle Sam!

         This November is the time for every woman to vote in their elections to put a stop to this Republican nonsense once and for all.

Senator Rand Paul from Kentucky is up for re-election this November. Let’s get him out of office before he gets embedded in the underbelly of the Senate like the tick that he is.

Thank You!

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Hillary Clinton 4th of July Fireworks

      Hillary Clinton is celebrating the 4th of July at a fireworks show jazzed about the thought that this year her primary campaign season will be over and she will be ready for her coronation, I mean nomination to become The Democratic Party candidate to become President. (this animation will loop if your player supports it)

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Hillary Clinton & The Fourth of July

Hillary Clinton and The Fourth of July          

      It is the Fourth of July and Hillary Clinton runs into House Leader John Boehner while attending a fireworks display. Hillary Clinton is teaching John Boehner that a smile is just a frown turned upside down my friend.

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Senator Rand Paul & Plagiarism

Senator Rand Paul & Plagiarism 

        After being accused of plagiarism by various news sources, Senator Rand Paul said “we are going to treat our speeches like college papers and include footnotes if it will make people leave me the hell alone”.

Don’t Go Away Mad . . .

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Rand Paul Forever Stamp

Rand Paul Commemorative Stamp

               The U.S. Postal Service continues to lose money so they decided to chase after the political trends and issue its first Tea Party Commemorative Stamp. The first in the series features Senator Rand Paul looking extremely presidential during a campaign speech appealing to the 7-11 crowd.

Goodbye champagne and caviar set
I wanna drink all the Double Gulp I can get

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)