Halloween & House Majority Leader

Eric Cantor and Halloween

            House of Representatives’ Eric Cantor lost his primary battle against a tea party candidate. Eric promptly stepped down from his position as House Majority Leader and in the spirit of compromise, Eric joined his successor in a press conference to answer questions.

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Halloween & Mitt Romney Zombie

(in the spirit of Halloween . . .)

From the 2012 Presidential Election

       To start his presidential campaign, Mitt Romney Zombie seeks to bridge the differences between zombies and the common voter with his “Zombies are People Too My Friend” speech. Every four years Mitt walks the earth seeking new voters for his never ending presidential campaigns.

Ted Cruz + Rand Paul = Halloween

Halloween time is here again, ain’t been round since who knows when.

           Normally Senator Rand Paul, Senator Ted Cruz, Senator Mitch McConnell and House of Representative leaders John Boehner would be frightening to experience individually, but when they roam Washington D.C. on Halloween night as a gang, the results can be horrific.

         To calm your friends, family and yourself through this ordeal, please recite the following poem;

Midnight falls across the land,

The darkest hour is close at hand,

Politicians looking for support,

Of Safety Nets to Abort

And though you’re filled with fear,

For this you must remember,

That you can get your revenge,

By voting next November.

 

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Halloween and John Boehner

John Boehner’s Halloween

      Just because Halloween has a long tradition of giving children free candy does not mean that House of Representative leader John Boehner has to follow that long standing generous tradition.

With John Boehner you can plan on more tricks than treats

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Halloween & Mitt Romney Zombie

(in the spirit of Halloween . . .)

(From the 2012 Presidential Campaign Trail)

      It can be confusing being both a zombie and a presidential candidate. This confusion can lead to gaffes such as when Mitt (Zombie) Romney confused his zombie life with his life of a presidential candidate when he pleaded for more Bains instead of more Brains.

Halloween President Obama Mitt Romney

(in the spirit of Halloween . . .)

Halloween, President Obama and Mitt Romney

      During their first Presidential debate Barack Obama and Mitt (Zombie) Romney met for the very first time. Although both candidates could not have been further apart politically, they did share a common opinion about each other.

“ I know you are but what am I”?

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Hillary Clinton Hillar – ween Halloween!

Happy “Hillarween” (Halloween) Hillary Clinton

           Issue #17 of the Weekly Weird Republican News is a special issue celebrating both Halloween and Hillary Clinton aka “Hillarween”. Relax and enjoy the many faces of presidential candidate Hillary Clinton as she celebrates and personifies this most scary holiday.

          With ghosts and goblins you need to be alert and careful on Halloween every year while with politicians, you need to remain vigilant 365 days per year. So who is scarier? That’s right, politicians!  Happy Hillar-ween!

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Donald Trump Deport Halloween Card

Donald Trump Deport Halloween Greeting Card

 

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