Halloween and John Boehner

John Boehner’s Halloween

      Just because Halloween has a long tradition of giving children free candy does not mean that House of Representative leader John Boehner has to follow that long standing generous tradition.

With John Boehner you can plan on more tricks than treats

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Donald Trump Deport Halloween Card

Donald Trump Deport Halloween Greeting Card

 

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Trick Or Treat Halloween Greeting Card

Trick Or Treat Halloween Greeting Card

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Happy Halloween Greeting Card

Happy Halloween Greeting Card (on sale thru September 30th)

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Jurassic Park Halloween Card

Jurassic Park Halloween Card

       
Every Halloween night the dinosaurs are so excited over the prospect of getting free candy that they never consider going out in disguise. Here we find 3 dinosaurs anxious for their candy treats. For your sake I hope you are handing out candy bars. There is nothing worse than disappointed dinosaurs on Halloween night. You would not believe the pranks they can pull if you give them candy corn.

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Halloween Greeting Card created by Mike Meshew

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Halloween Haunted Pumpkin

Halloween Haunted Pumpkin

       It is funny that one of the scariest elements of Halloween, the pumpkin, comes from your own garden. You spend the entire summer watching it grow from a seedling, observing and admiring its growth and beauty. Then on Halloween, this same beautiful pumpkin is sneering and smirking at you, almost taunting you while sensing your fear and trepidation. 

      BOO!!! It’s the time of year for ghosties and ghoulies and things that go bump in the night! And to celebrate, I’m adding a line of cards to help you share the spirit of the season. Enjoy!

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Halloween Haunted Birdhouse Card

Halloween Haunted Birdhouse Greeting Card

          If you need proof that Halloween haunts more than just people, look no further than this haunted birdhouse. The occupants are terrified and have no idea why their home is haunted. I’m sure the fact that their home swings in the wind directly above an ancient Indian Burial Ground has absolutely nothing to do with their haunted horror. Nah.

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Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #16

Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #16

      In this second Halloween Special Edition Issue we focus our attention on our arch enemy Hillary Clinton campaigning in Iowa in the spirit of Halloween. From the look of this campaign photo, it appears that Hillary may pick Beelzebub as her running mate!

     Next up is our hero John Boehner extending his “no handouts” political philosophy to the sacred tradition of Halloween.  John Boehner tells any mistaken children who arrive at his door on Halloween, “No Candy For You”!  We also include an interview with Eric Cantor along with his special Halloween political adviser. 

     We conclude with a special sneak preview of this year’s Halloween outfit for Ted Cruz. Our Tea Party Hero was recently appointed as the head of the Senate Commerce Subcommittee on Space so Mr. Cruz put his knowledge of the NASA’s space program to good use in creating his Halloween outfit and including his corporate sponsors. It is interesting to note that along with corporate sponsors GE, BP, Shell and Exxon Ted also included White Castle, 7-Eleven and McDonald’s.  

For the working class, the Republican Party is more about candy corn than snicker bars

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #15

Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #15

       The Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #15 is the first of 2 special Halloween Editions. This issue features a long rumored story about how the head of Nancy Reagan used to roam the streets of Washington D. C. on Halloween night looking for candy.

      The second story details how Republicans Rand Paul, Ted Cruz, Eric Cantor, John Boehner and Mitch McConnell are scary enough to experience individually, but on Halloween night they are frightening roaming the streets of Washington D.C. as a gang.

With this Republican gang, you can be sure there will be more tricks than treats!

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

John Boehner and Halloween

John Boehner Does Not Believe In Halloween!

      Just because Halloween has a long tradition of giving children dressed in costume candy for free does not mean that House of Representative leader John Boehner has to follow that long standing generous tradition.

       Maybe the best excuse for his behavior is that John is bringing his work home with him and he is confusing his philosophy on sequestration and budget cuts with Halloween. On the other hand, those house signs banning handouts seem pretty explicit.

With John Boehner you can plan on more tricks than treats.