Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #7

The Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #7

          Issue #7 of The Weekly Weird Republican News features an exclusive on Texas Senator Ted Cruz and His Secret Plant to cut U.S. spending by the staggering amount of 1 million dollars!

         There is a double feature on Mitch McConnell where he states “that the only unemployment he cares about is his own” and another article where we speculate whether Mitch McConnell has been ‘touched by an angel’ based upon the photograph on the cover.

         We have another in a series of things that perplexes news anchor and author Bill O’Reilly. This time we examine the mystery of pop up tissues and Bill’s confusion with why it is that every time you pull a tissue out, another one pops out.

         In conclusion we have a special from the 2012 Presidential campaign featuring Mitt Romney’s “Mitt Squares” game show. Whether it is a presidential debate, campaign rally or TV interview, all of America tries to guess which Mitt will speak at the event and just like gambling, you have about equal odds in guessing correctly. There is so little time and too many Mitts.

All The News That Is Print To Fit

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #6

The Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #6

        Mike Huckabee a.k.a. “Uncle Sugar” is now on the prowl in his one man fist bump Presidential Campaign proving he is America’s least useless Republican campaigner.

        Looking ahead to 2016 we examine the most speculated presidential campaign race between Marco Rubio & Hillary Clinton, who appears to be taking the potential matchup in good spirits.

        From the 2008 Presidential Debate we view John McCain’s zombie stalking of his opponent and from 2012, Mitt Romney Headroom returns to give his best zombie impersonation.

        We finish with President Obama expressing his frustration with getting the Republicans to approve his ideas. How was he to know that he would have to fight for what he believes in and exactly how does he figure out what he believes in? The problems of the modern day president . . .

“All The News That Is Print To Fit”

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #5

The Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #5

          This issue features Senator Rand Paul’s major TV speech blasting the unemployed as lazy while giving the speech without wearing any pants. When question about his lack of pants, Paul responded “the pants must have been with my other suit”.

           This issue profiles Senator John McCain and his own personal Town Hall Hell. Our coverage also includes Senator Mitch McConnell outrunning a tornado, Dr. Ted Cruz’s Medical advice column, Reince Priebus’s “Identity Problem”€ and the possible return of the Republicans’ greatest nightmare.

As always with the Republicans, they would rather be the best house in a bad neighborhood instead of the worst house in a good neighborhood!

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #4

The Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #4

        This issue of the Weekly Weird Republican News includes a feature on New Jersey’s Chris Christie threatening to huff and puff and blow more snow in the blizzard affected areas of the state if the mayors do not support Christie’s legislation.

        Reflecting the arrival of 2014 this issue brings you an article on John Boehner’s game plan for the new year plus Ted Cruz’s “Slider Diet” for 2014.

        Our continuing retro coverage of the 2012 Presidential Election includes Mitt Romney’s visit to the White House and the issue concludes with Rick Santorum’s “Special Google Problem” and how Paul Ryan lost the role of Eddie Munster in The Munsters movie remake.

We are the new Centurions,  Shepherds of the nation,  We’ll keep on our guard,  For sin and degradation.  Keep It Clean!

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #3

The Weekly Weird Republican News issue #3

         This issue of The Weekly Weird Republican News features a profile on newsman Bill O’Reilly. We first heard of his bewilderment of how the ocean and tides operate and now we are the first to uncover that he is equally baffled in trying to comprehend how his toaster works. “The bread goes in and the toast goes out, how does that happen?

         Next, we have Paul Ryan’s devious plan on getting the Democrats to not support the continuation of unemployment benefits by not including these benefits in his budget plan. What a clever boy, always one step ahead of the crowd. I bet the Democrats feel foolish now!

         Our 2012 retro Presidential Campaign coverage includes a candid interview with Mitt Romney where he confides that after his Presidential Debate , he began to suspect that Obama was a zombie.

         We conclude with the continuing saga of Ted Cruz’s struggle to disavow himself from his pesky Canadian Birth Certificate by claiming the certificate is haunted.

They started a joke, which started the whole world crying. Oh, if I’d only seen that the joke was on me

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Labor Day Activities In Louisville, KY

Labor Day Fun in Louisville Kentucky

          Labor Day is a great time to get out and experience the various summertime art and music festivals in your community. Here in Louisville Kentucky we have WorldFest 2015, a combination of culture, food, music and fun where the motto is “See the world without leaving town”.

          WorldFest 2015 is from September 4th thru September 7th. Worldfest 2015 features over 90 musical artists, food from around the world and arts and crafts from around the world that you can purchase. It is important to support the artists and it is fun and rewarding to experience their artistry.  For more info on WorldFest 2015; 

http://www.louisvilleky.gov/globalization/worldfest/

            Worldfest 2015 is a global village in the age of communication.

Labor Day Fun in Louisville Ky. Painting by Joanne Meshew

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Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #2

The Weekly Weird Republican News issue #2

       Here is issue #2 of The Weekly Weird Republican News featuring Ted Cruz’s attempt to renounce his Canadian citizenship and birth certificate but accidentally losing his United States citizenship. Also featured is Mitt Romney’s “True Confession” that he did arrive on a flying saucer with his robot Gort as his butler. Mitch McConnell reveals his diet tips for the new year and John Boehner gets a glimpse into the future when he runs into Hillary Clinton at a New Year’s celebration.

Do you read the news or does the news read you?

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #1

The Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #1

        Featuring articles on Rand Paul’s 2016 Presidential Bid being endorsed by Bat Boy and Ted Cruz’s secret part time job posing as a Big Boy statue as he worked his way through college. Other articles includes Mitch McConnell’s bold promise to prevent Obama from serving a 3rd term as President plus John Boehner’s attempt at diversity by proclaiming that orange is the new black and Rick Santorum reveals that he has discovered the stairway to heaven! Bonus article looks back at the 2012 Presidential Election with Mitt Romney proclaiming that he is not a zombie.

I read the news today oh boy!

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Hillary Clinton Campaign Poster

Hillary Clinton 2016 Presidential Campaign Poster

     It is never too early to plan for something as important as a Presidential Campaign and with this in mind, we present Hillary Clinton’s first Presidential Campaign Poster.

Remember, failing to plan is like planning to fail.

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Hillary Clinton’s Hard Choices

Hillary Clinton’s Hard Choices

How can you resist Hillary’s new book when it is endorsed by the author herself?

This book is available where all fine books are sold, and Amazon too!

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Enthusiasm For Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton has a monopoly of enthusiasm and support!     

             It is shocking to see the level of enthusiasm and support that Hillary Clinton enjoys from her supporters this far away from her Presidential Election.

The future is so bright that you have to wear shades!

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Hillary Clinton’s Age

Hillary Clinton answers her critics

        Candidates seeking the office of President of The United States of America are bound to have their critics and Hillary Clinton is no exception. The critics who mention Hillary’s age in 2016 seem to forget she will be around eight months younger than Ronald Reagan was when he was elected.

       In a very Reaganesque reply to her critics Hillary answered “You do not stop running for office because you are old, you are old because you stop running for office”.

What she said!

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Hillary Clinton Has A Monopoly

        While Hillary Clinton prepares for her presidential run, her supporters have started the “Ready for Hillary” Super Pac to raise money so she can hit the ground running when she announces her candidacy.

 Get Your Motor Running . . .

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Hillary Clinton Is Breaking Bad

         Even someone as famous as Hillary Clinton can be starstruck when she crosses paths with Jesse Pinkman of Breaking Bad fame. Jesse may have the “most unpicky customers in the world” but he considers his car to be his own private domicile and he will not be harassed.

      What good is being an outlaw when you have responsibilities?

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Hillary Clinton Is On Jeopardy Game Show

        You would think that a person as successful as Hillary Clinton would remember all of her accomplishments. Here is Hillary on Jeopardy stumped by a question that she has personal knowledge and experience with.

Happiness runs in a circular motion

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

President Obama’s Social Security Cuts

President Obama Goes Where No Democrat Has Gone Before

       President Obama submitted Social Security benefit cuts in a previous year’s budget to satisfy the Republicans even though the program is solvent for the next 20 years and people have contributed to the program all of their working lives. Fortunately for us, the Republicans rejected Obama’s proposed cuts.

By the expressions on their faces, you do not need a weatherman to tell which way this wind blows.

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Hillary Clinton’s Game Show Appearance

         Hillary Clinton appeared on the tv show “Who Wants to Be A Millionaire” faced with a question she should know intimately.

 What do you know? You really do reap what you sow! 

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Hillary Clinton Is Person Of The Year!

Hillary Clinton is Time Magazine’s Person of the Year

      It was inevitable that a prestigious publication like Time Magazine would recognize that Hillary Clinton is the Person of the Year.

Time is on Hillary’s side, yes it is!

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Hillary Clinton Is The Most Interesting Politician In The World

Hillary Clinton is the most interesting politician in the world because;

1) China owes her money,
2) Siri asks her questions,
3) CNN watches her,
4) She used a Ouija board to warn the afterlife,
5) Her autobiography has been written 5 times.

Stay Politically Active My Friends

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Hillary Clinton and The First Ladies

       April 25 2013 – All of the First Ladies met at the opening of the George W. Bush Presidential Library although one of the women was feeling especially ebullient that day.

Hillary is walking on sunshine and it makes you feel good!

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Summer Festivals

Summer Festivals

              Summer is a great time to get out and experience the various art and music festivals in your community. State Fairs are a great way to experience both in the same setting. It is important to support your local artists and it is fun and rewarding to experience their artistry.

Summer Festivals Painting created by Joanne Meshew.

Please visit my website

http://www.JoanneMeshew.com

My Etsy Art Store;

http://www.Etsy.com/shop/3StreetArt

Thank You!

Hillary Clinton Fundraising

      April 24, 2013 – The former First Lady, Senator and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has become one of the most in demand speakers in the world at a rumored $200,000 fee before she takes the stage in Dallas.

Show me a woman who says she can live without bread and I’ll show you a woman who’s a liar in debt.

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Joe Biden Is Not A No Brainer!

Joe Biden Is Not A No Brainer!

           On February 7, 2014 Vice President Joe Biden said “There may be reasons I don’t run, but there’s no obvious reason for me why I think I should not run.”

           Given Joe’s use of double negatives, we offer this campaign slogan, “It is not unintentional to conclude why as my opponent’s opponent, I should not refuse to run for office”.

Say it is so Joe!

(by Mike Meshew / Graphic Detail)

Cicada

Cicada

      Another friend of summer is the cicada. Their presence is mainly heard and not seen. I always thought that the sound from the cicada was similar to the sound emitted from the alien spaceships in the movie “The Day The Earth Stood Still”. The cicada soundtrack is unforgettable and synonymous with summer.

Cicada Painting was created by Joanne Meshew

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Thank You!