The Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #5

The Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #5

The Weekly Weird Republican News Issue #5

          This issue features Senator Rand Paul’s major TV speech blasting the unemployed as lazy while giving the speech without wearing any pants. When question about his lack of pants, Paul responded “the pants must have been with my other suit”.

           This issue profiles Senator John McCain and his own personal Town Hall Hell. Our coverage also includes Senator Mitch McConnell outrunning a tornado, Dr. Ted Cruz’s Medical advice column, Reince Priebus’s “Identity Problem”€ and the possible return of the Republicans’ greatest nightmare.

As always with the Republicans, they would rather be the best house in a bad neighborhood instead of the worst house in a good neighborhood!

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